. After one of my more theatrical performances of “The Humpty Dance” (complete with three drunk chicks behind me chanting “do me, baby” during the chorus), the bar MC summarized my exhibition by announcing over the speaker system, “He’s really white but I’m telling you, that guy’s got soul!”
Toward the end of the summer, I became a barroom regular where I often rapped karaoke jingles for the drunken hoards of Indiana natives. My pants were on the floor before Lacy could sit down on her couch
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. After one of my more theatrical performances of “The Humpty Dance” (complete with three drunk chicks behind me chanting “do me, baby” during the chorus), the bar MC summarized my exhibition by announcing over the speaker system, “He’s really white but I’m telling you, that guy’s got soul!”
Toward the end of the summer, I became a barroom regular where I often rapped karaoke jingles for the drunken hoards of Indiana natives. My pants were on the floor before Lacy could sit down on her couch “Looks to me like she’s been robbing cradle.
. After one of my more theatrical performances of “The Humpty Dance” (complete with three drunk chicks behind me chanting “do me, baby” during the chorus), the bar MC summarized my exhibition by announcing over the speaker system, “He’s really white but I’m telling you, that guy’s got soul!”
Toward the end of the summer, I became a barroom regular where I often rapped karaoke jingles for the drunken hoards of Indiana natives. My pants were on the floor before Lacy could sit down on her couch