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War is Crappy, Slap Your Pappy
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War's for squares, play downstairs
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Stop war now, milk your cow
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When you jerk tonight, keep peace in sight. *
Down with war, stroke some more
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War is cruel - flog your mule
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Get peace fever, rub your beaver!
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War is heinous, thumb your anus
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You Can't Beat Off with Nuclear Arms
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War is Mean, Flick Your Bean
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War is wrong, whack your schlong Learn more. *
Hairy palms, not cluster bombs
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War's not kind, beat yourself blind
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Cream your khakis, not Iraqis
” She leaned in and placed her lips on mine. As I went to toss them in the dryer, I stopped